Thursday, February 14, 2008

A toast to Singlehood!

Regardless of what people say, being single has gotten bad press. Being in love isn't half bad, but being single is NOT terrible! It’s hardly unbearable. And in fact, it’s rather fun! To prove my point, I set out to pinpoint ten solid reasons to substantiate my claim. I got carried away! =)

1. You can bring home Sara Lee cake for two and eat both portions
2. You can rip out anything you want from the newspaper.
3. No one will criticize your painting, writing, cooking, or if your room is messy.
4. You can vacuum and dust whenever you want, or not at all.
5. You don’t have to make excuses if you dent your car.
6. You don’t have to worry about anyone drinking your contact lenses when you leave them in a glass overnight!
7. You can use all the hot water!
8. You don’t have to make your bed every morning if you don’t feel like it.
9. You never have to fight about the covers or turning down the electric blanket.
10. You can talk to yourself as much as you want.
11. You can make as much noise as you want when you eat.
12. You don’t have to worry about earning more money than anyone else
13. You can play the same song over and over and over again.
14. You can change the radio station without asking.
15. When you get a box of chocolate you can stick your fingers in all the pieces to see which one is the best!
16. You can rearrange the furniture in your apartment in the middle of the night.
17. You can decide on a Friday afternoon to head out for the weekend or stay out all night, and not have to tell anyone why you were late!
18. You don't have to worry about anyone leaving the toilet seat up, or turning the tissue in the wrong direction.
19. You can win a Truffel tree and not have to worry about sharing it with anyone!!! ;) Unless you really want to and just leave it for your best friend to eat- Love you Ang!

**My Favorite!!
20. You don’t need a sensible reason to buy a new pair of shoes, a dress to go with it, a handbag, and of course hair accessories!
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Happy Valentine's Day!

5 comments:

Katrina Holmes (Tina) said...

Very very funny!! and what a great attitude!! Enjoy being single while you can! It has its merits! LOL

j.elle said...

I love no. 20!
I went and bought a pair of red stilettos yesterday!!!

MissionsAngel said...

That's AWESOME!! lol I love it!!

V said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! SUPER True!!
That's too good!
#9 is so true for me but an electric blanket?? That makes me think of old folks!!
#6 and 16 is outta control! LOL!

MissionsAngel said...

oh no you didn't! lol yes "older" people use electric blankets, and yes they have a habit of being itchy and stuffy, but when you are sick or extremely cold it is awesome! =0)